The Lame Ass Tavern



Located just north of Noware rests the lone wooden structure that is the Lame Ass Tavern. The tavern rests along the Mayn Road and is south of Lake Ova`thar.

A donkey that is lame and out of work is the wooden building's mascot and on the wooden sign out front, hanging above the door of this establishment. Wooden stairs lead the way to the wooden porch, and the singular door that shifts open both ways. Inside is a stocked sight, a mule's head hanging over the bar on display as a deer's might be, and multiple areas of seating being available. There's one main fireplace and hearth with couches around it and crimson-carpeted wooden stairs lead the way up, where there's a balcony, as well as numerous rooms that never seem to run out to accommodate patrons.

Each room contains a basic setup, of a bed and cot, table with one chair, closet space, shelves, nightstand, and a window.

The kitchen behind the bar is always stocked with food and when ordered, Albis Maul, the bartender who longs for death but cannot die, serves it up rather quickly. He speaks with people from behind the bar, as well as from within the kitchen through a large, open serving window. Sometimes the bar is self-serve if for whatever reason, the NPC staff cannot be found. the Lame Ass also doesn't only accept koynz, but most foreign currency as well.

'''Interesting facts about the tavern include... '''


 * It's fire-proof, and absorbs both flames and blood.


 * The tavern repairs itself and its furniture.


 * The rooms upstairs never seem to run out.